Official Teen

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  1. Vamuke Member

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    So today I officialy became a teenager... No not by turning 13, that happened several years ago, no I mean by going to the centre of a nature reserve with a bunch of like minded teens and making a little camp where the alcohol could flow without disruption (Even though I myself wasn't drinking)... For some reason I now believe in superstitions, see, this was the first time i'd gone along with these guys, i'd said I would a number of times but kept dropping out at the last minute. Now incidently the date were Friday the 13th. And incidently it was the first time someone had caught wind of the fire place in the woods... So the night ended with about 20 teenagers, some of them completly off there tits, running through the woods away from cops who may or may not have been just metres behind us (For we managed to catch early wind of them and clean our camp, putting out the fire in the process because safety first guys) around about midnight with no light as far as the eye could see, and no path to guide our feet, somehow all of us managing to reach the exit at 5 or so minute intervals, truly can be called a teenager amongst my group of friends now... Or a man... Or whatever, I don't exactly feel like I achieved something... I usauly shun people like what I became, but for one night only the great Vamuke conformed

    So my questions to everyone bothering to read this are:
    What has been the most thrilling moment of your life?
    When did you feel you had finaly become a man/woman in your own eyes?
    If you had any questions to ask me about my fabulous night which I have just wasted your time with... What would they be?
  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    When I became a man? Well, technically, that'd be my 21st birthday, even though I'm not underage anymore, and allowed to drive (once I get my license, of course), drink, have sex (hah, like that'll ever happen) and buy liquor, tobacco and marijuana.
    But yeah, I'd say when I turn 21 in two and a half years, then I'll be a man. Not that I give a damn, it won't change anything about me personally.
  3. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    When you turned 13, did your social skills with women improve?
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    Nope... Constantly getting stuck in the friend zone because i'm a gentleman which results in me been considered "A great listener"
  5. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Whip your dick out and demand they suck it, that always works with the ladies.
  6. Vamuke Member

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    With some of the people I know... That might actualy work
  7. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I think I stopped being a kid when I smoked my first bowl, and I'll finally become a man when I get it in.
  8. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Same situation in here. I think I'm just too shy to ask a girl in a date.
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  9. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    How old are you? If you're still in high school or university, you probably won't see a lot of the girls you know now after graduation. Pick one and wing it. It's not the way you are, but the way you do.
  10. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    17, one more year in high school. I have no need hurry things up anyway.
  11. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Same.
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  12. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Dude, that's the perfect amount of time. Here's the plan.
    1. smoke bowl
    2. go on facebook, pick random girl
    3. ????
    4. score
    5. repeat

    It's not like she will remember you after graduation if you fail.
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  13. Vamuke Member

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    Uhhh yeah... I'm also 17 but dropped out mid last year
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    Dropped out? Well aren't you quite the doucher?
  15. Vamuke Member

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    Not because i'm an idiot... Because I was screwed by the system, dude... No but on a serious note yeah i'm no moron, I dropped out whilst at the top of most classes I was in
  16. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I find trying to go the route of friend-->relationship fails more often than not. Pick a girl, talk to her a couple times and ask her out later that week. If it works-great, if not-nothing is really lost.
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    Problem with me is within one meeting I get stuck in that zone... Must be the looks or something... Alcohol and poor judgement i'd say is my only route, but i'm too much of a gentleman for that
  18. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I only had 1 girlfriend, 2 years ago when I was on the futbol team, I tore my ACL and it kind of ended. and since then i haven't been to keen on getting another girlfriend. the day I became a man is when I got my first job, last year 2 months after my birthday.
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    Ditto :(
  20. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Dude, smoking bowl isn't exactly my definition of being a man.
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