Oh Hai Yo!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Mobmaster, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Dear Comrades,

    As you might have noticed it's (early) morning here, atleast maybe some of you might have noticed my retarded pun.

    If i have failed to confuse you by now you should count yourself lucky, but now it is time to introduce myself. I'm a Half-British, Half-Suriname (thats in SA) kid, who lives in Holland (Yeah we smoke weed and go to pimps to get ho's). But more importantly, and universally, i am a dick. I say this as a warning, i will probably piss you off at some time in the future, for no apparent reason (but influencing factors include your stupidity and my boredom levels).

    I would talk about politics, but i preffer conversation when talking about that stuff, because people often jump to (retarded) conclusions when i say things about such topics. But what i will state is that i am probably best described as: 'a non-racist left-wing extremist fascist'

    Furthermore, i like gaming (obviously). Preffering games of skill and/or intellect, including the Total War series, Enemy Territory, Starcraft, AoE & The Paradox games.

    My other interests are failed attempts at procreation, shouting at the screen of my computer at every mistake comrade Stalin makes and football (not handegg, cause bodyarmour is pretty gay)

    I hope i haven't pissed too many people off yet, but just please, do not ask me about religion, that topic got me banned in a couple of other places :p.

    Well cya, i'm off to scream at the screen some more

    PS. Holland is going home from EURO 2012, GO ENGLAND!
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  2. Jack118 Well-Known Member

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    Are you gone yet?

    If so........



    DERAIL TIME BEECHEEEZ
  3. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Welcome to the forums, Mobmaster, enjoy your stay. You've spent a lot of time on this intro thread, I hope this means you're interested in the site.
  4. Chives Newest Member

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    Oh great, I made another one.
  5. Jack118 Well-Known Member

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    Lost it's luster fast.
  6. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    it means i got bored, got a sugar rush got excited for something, and then it fizzled away, and then i got 4 replies in like minutes, :/

    Usually, i just fill these things in and expect them to get ignored ^^
  7. Kali The World's Best Communist

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  8. Jack118 Well-Known Member

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    You and almost everyone else, but you stayed! congrats, you should get a picture thingy.
  9. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    It's not to late to run, but really welcome to the forums.
  10. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay.
  11. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    yh but i accept this challenge, now where be the treasure i seek!
  12. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Oh God he is a pirate.
  13. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Oh fuck, it's Emi.

    But anyway, welcome to the forums, and run while you still can.
  14. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Howdy, Chives name is Orange & Perry is God. Have a nice stay.
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    You will not get alot of attention unless your female or jewish. Sorry I know it sucks.
  16. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    attention is good since when? being a ninja is where its at bro!
  17. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Welcome, stay for extended periods of time.
  18. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Wow. Didn't I say we needed a guy from Suriname? And now we have one! Sweet!
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  19. Link NO SWAG

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    Well, you seem like a pretentious idiot.
  20. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Thats because i am a pretentious idiot, among other things. Also why would you guys need a suriname? That's kinda racist :p

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