He's right, it seems in ages with facial hair everyone was fine. But when facial hair died out during the 1930s we had the Great Depression and shit. But then it came back and revived the USSR and Nazi Germany with the sheer power of the 'stache. We must unlock the power of moustaches such as muttonchops, handlebars, and the comrade and revive our economy!
Best, fucking, music. Ever. These guys are very talented. And yes, it is obviously we need to do it. It's absolutely obviously.
Alright, it is now December 1st, if you can prove that the economic situation has improved because of Movember, as opposed to every month of this year, I will grow a bloody beard and start a Canadian political career.
We need to sink Africa and kill all the Arabs for their oil and then America will return to true greatness. Oh and nuke China too.