The bombs have just dropped

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  1. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    You have just been named the pope-king and it is to you to a new "bible" from any work of fiction. What is your choice and why?
    MayorEmanuel, Jan 26, 2012
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  2. DukeofAwesome Well-Known Member

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    Star Trek because it works toward a utopia of friendship, exploration, and tolerance. Plus, Q will finally be worshiped properly, as he should be!
    DukeofAwesome, Jan 26, 2012
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    Fucking Power-Rangers. This is self-evident.
    Karakoran, Jan 26, 2012
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  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Katawa shoujo because everyone would end up worshiping one of the heroines (or kenji) and it would end up into a massive seven way war which would be awesome.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 26, 2012
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  5. TheKoreanPoet Well-Known Member

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    LoTR to make sure all of my minions are as badass as Boromir and Aragorn.
    TheKoreanPoet, Jan 26, 2012
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  6. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Well it has to be Duck on a Bike of course. Hilarity ensues as people attempt to put a duck on a bike at various religious festivals.
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    Achtung Kommunisten!, Jan 26, 2012
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  7. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    ^That book changed my fucking life, I would gladly make it a religion.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 26, 2012
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  8. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    All I know is Stalin! encountered it somewhere and saw fit to mention it in a video, so it must be part of the path to enlightenment.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Jan 26, 2012
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  9. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    The Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss. Civil War over toast.
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    LeonTrotsky, Jan 26, 2012
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  10. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Because chance and divine intervention are essentially one and the same.
    CoExIsTeNcE, Jan 26, 2012
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  11. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Rule #1: always have your towel.
    MayorEmanuel, Jan 26, 2012
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  12. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    The real bible, but read it sarcastically.
    Romulus211, Jan 27, 2012
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  13. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Halo.
    The Shaw, Jan 27, 2012
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  14. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Call of du--No nevermind. Though Lighthouse would join in an heartbeat.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 27, 2012
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    Doctor Who becouse a basing a religion on an almost all-knowing alien who saved and made the univese happy for almost 1000 years should be hailed as a massiah.
    ddbb089, Jan 29, 2012
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  16. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    I am off to write an extract of my "capitalista" bible.
    theteremaster, Jan 29, 2012
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  17. C_G Well-Known Member

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    The Sight, because it would mean that wolf packs have big fuck off battles with each other. If anyone on this forum has ever read it...
    C_G, Jan 29, 2012
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  18. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Top gear (BBC) or Doctor who.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 30, 2012
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