I stopped buying Call of Duty games after Modern Warfare 1. Don't get me wrong that was a great FPS but since then it's all been the same stuff in a new package.
CALL OF DUTY 9: AMERICA IS DOMINANT! Time to crush those communists! Go to countries around the world to kill communists for 'Merica! Level 1: WOODSTOCK Kill all the Goddamn hippies! They want to destroy 'Merica! 100000000000000 points per hippie. Bonus if you beat them with your bear hands! Level Boss: John Lennon Level 2: SWEDEN Kill those Commie-Vikings! They have free Health-care and other commie Ideas. They are threats to 'Merica! Kill them. If you do, you get the Uber-Nuclear Chain-Gun of doom Level 4: CANADA We have commies north of us! Kill dem all! Win and you unlock the Dual Uber-Nuclear Chain-Gun's of doom! Level 5: CHINA Help defend our Allies China from Free-Tibet protesters. Win and you get the Mega-Ultra-super-atomic-power-destructor-nuclear-laser-knife-chain-gun of extreme-awesomeness TO THE MAX! Level 6: RUSSIA Kill All of the Communists: Marx, Ghandi, Mother-Teresa, and The Dalai-Lama. CONGRATS, YOU WIN! NOW GO AND KILL ANY PUSSY WHO THINKS UNIONS, AND HELPING THE POOR IS GOOD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoD 10: Another Modern Warfare Game because We Know You Will Buy It No Matter How Many Times We Redo the Same Thing. The next will be CoD: Green Ops Battle for Libya.
COD 11: Trench Warfare. This game shall revolutionize FPS's forever. New gameplay mechanics like the hunger bar, the thirst bar, the lice bar, and the Faeces bar. Experience the thrill of WWI in an FPS! "Soldiers, order into a charge." "But the artillery is pounding, we'd surely die." "Your right. Okay, we wait." And Multiplayer ACHIEVMENT: Lice inspector: Keep your Lice-Bar down for 5 minutes.
Achievement: Running Like Hell : Run away from enemy tanks, and infantry for 7 minutes Achievement: Headshot Beyotch! : Get a headshot while peeking out of a trench Achievement: Banzai! : Follow your suicidal officer to the end (which is running into a heavily defended trench) Achievement: Desperate Measures : Drink the muddy water, eat your lice and rats, use feces as sandbags Achievement: Don't / Be a Hero : Charge to save a fallen pilot sacrificing your squad
Achievement: Running Like Hell : Run away from enemy tanks, and infantry for 7 minutes Achievement: Headshot Beyotch! : Get a headshot while peeking out of a trench Achievement: Banzai! : Follow your suicidal officer to the end (which is running into a heavily defended trench) Achievement: Desperate Measures : Drink the muddy water, eat your lice and rats, use feces as sandbags Achievement: Don't / Be a Hero : Charge to save a fallen pilot sacrificing your squad[/quote:2dekhd0g] Achievement: The Pipes of Peace: Exchange pictures of your loved-ones with a German Solider on Christmas day Truce mode Achievement: Meatspin: Eat 50 cans of Bully-Beef Achievement: OH FUCK I'M GONNA DIE: Go into a psychotic break from Shell-Shock
Achievement: Running Like Hell : Run away from enemy tanks, and infantry for 7 minutes Achievement: Headshot Beyotch! : Get a headshot while peeking out of a trench Achievement: Banzai! : Follow your suicidal officer to the end (which is running into a heavily defended trench) Achievement: Desperate Measures : Drink the muddy water, eat your lice and rats, use feces as sandbags Achievement: Don't / Be a Hero : Charge to save a fallen pilot sacrificing your squad[/quote:5n4rctkz] Achievement: The Pipes of Peace: Exchange pictures of your loved-ones with a German Solider on Christmas day Truce mode Achievement: Meatspin: Eat 50 cans of Bully-Beef Achievement: OH FUCK I'M GONNA DIE: Go into a psychotic break from Shell-Shock[/quote:5n4rctkz] MORE ACHIEVEMENTS Achievement: Tank Master: Keep your tank operational for 7 minutes Achievement: Master Baiter: Lure the enemy into a charge and begin shelling them Achievement: Spike-Helmuth: Bayonet 20 German Soldiers
Not done yet Achievement: War is Fun : Seduce a beautiful French nurse Achievement: Soccer Sucks : Be hit with an artillery barrage while playing soccer with Germans in Christmas Day truce Achievement: Sadistic Veteran : Kill 60 wounded men in stretchers Achievement: Colonial Hatred : Hate Americans or British while fighting together Achievement: First! : Be the first to die in Somme or Belleau Wood Achievement: Hammer n' Sickle : Support the Bolsheviks in Russian campaign mode Achievement: Aiming Problems : Shoot someone in the butt or pelvis Achievement: Accidents Happen : Shoot your officer.
