The not so formal, formal candidacy speech.

You all already know me. So i will cut to the chase, I don't lie, I am blunt honest and not so well spoken, I am brash rude and intense, I am also a listener and a talker. The reason i chose to run for tribune is simple, I want to represent certain interests that I have and i am sure that some of you have as well.

Politics is something that i am average at, but i love history and if our politicians can learn anything from history is that populism works in the long run, while representing the elite has its values, the moral and mostly insane thing to do is actually listen to the populace.

I pledge to defend the rights of every member of this forum, If elected I will address problems that are sent to me, bring them to notice of the council of moderators and vote for them, and take every single one of them into consideration, I will not turn down the stupidest of ideas, or give them even less support I plan on handling the problems that are at hand, even if they are retarded beyond belief.

I will continue pushing for the reforms you the simple user want, I plan on being the champion of the people, but what am I without you the people, for I am a simple man who wants to help, and where I am from, We watch out for each other, of course ths whole thing means nothing, and you understand there isn't much to change on a internet forum, but I can give you what most people want, and that is security.

Short version: I listen, and I will promise to try and represent you toward the Mod council, for the beauty of democracy is that everyone has a voice, and I wish to be your vessel.

Ouch, text wall is hurting my eyes.
Also Rom, a secret...people are not going to vote for you if you don't take this seriously.

Shame that what I consider to be a friend to be running against me. Tip: Try not to use the word I so much, try to talk about the forum and the people.

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Simplify the speech gawsh.

Missed one.

Well good luck Rom, you have a lot of work to do.

I like your new avatar.

Was just imagining both of your avatars having a stare off. It was mildly amusing.

Thank you.

The reason i used "i" so much is because I feel like i will do what I can for "You."

I normally don't bring up such things but why did you capitalize some I's and not others?

I this, I that, it's all about you.

Emphasis.

I have my support for Rom.

Oh Rom, thank you for the pity Like. =3

I support my friends.

I separated the speech for simple reading

That was terrible.

I'm not a good speech writer, but hey, actions speak louder then words (I vomited when i said this overused fucking excuse.)

Rah Rah, go Romulus, the only one who gets it in imo.

thank you, I am honored by your support.