What if Jesus was alive today?

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  1. trots 20-20 Member

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    How would you think he'd be treated? would he be prosectued but as a dirty godless communist or would people actually listen to him and christianity would be re-made but as all peace, love, and hippie shit.
    Heres some pictures to help you guys decide:

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    trots 20-20, Jul 10, 2012
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  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    He'd be smoking weed with @The Shaw, I'm sure.
    UnitRico, Jul 10, 2012
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  3. crocve Well-Known Member

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    He would live in a hippy commune.
    crocve, Jul 10, 2012
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  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    He would support Arianism. Oh and according to socialist he would be a socialist but I find that hard to believe.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 10, 2012
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    He will obviously be a nudist.
    Axnoter, Jul 11, 2012
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  6. trots 20-20 Member

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    Yeah its called liberation theoligy they use quotes like this to justify it. 32 All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. 33 With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all 34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need. Acts 32-35
    trots 20-20, Jul 11, 2012
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  7. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    If Jesus was alive today it would mean the Apocalypse was happening.
    So ya, that's what would happen.
    Karakoran, Jul 11, 2012
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  8. Anwrise888 Well-Known Member

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    This would happen.[IMG]
    Anwrise888, Jul 11, 2012
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  9. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Kaiserreich would happen.
    Romulus211, Jul 11, 2012
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  10. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    He would do children's parties.
    PineappleJoe, Jul 11, 2012
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  11. VladimirGLenin Well-Known Member

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    And be professional?
    VladimirGLenin, Jul 11, 2012
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  12. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

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    Well if you go by Christianity, he lives in everyone.....
    GeneralofCarthage, Jul 11, 2012
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  13. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    That's not at all what Christianity says. Technically you're a heretic if you believe that.
    Karakoran, Jul 11, 2012
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  14. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

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    No just no.
    GeneralofCarthage, Jul 11, 2012
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  15. Uberotaku001 Well-Known Member

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    He would be extremely disappointed with America then would chill out with hippies in Israel.
    Uberotaku001, Jul 11, 2012
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  16. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    HE WOULD BE A COMMIE MAN.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 11, 2012
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  17. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Beat that hippy's ass I tell you what.
    Demondaze, Jul 12, 2012
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  18. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    I find that belief very creepy.
    PineappleJoe, Jul 12, 2012
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  19. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    True. It makes him sound like a serial rapist. Or a parasite, but then he couldn't be human. So a hobo? Or a conjoined twin, maybe...Or everyone is just schizophrenic.
    UnitRico, Jul 12, 2012
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  20. ComradeQueso Active Member

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    He would probably would facepalm when seeing his fanbase.
    ComradeQueso, Jul 12, 2012
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