Mine is "The most important thing that you can ever do in your life, is to try to not be an asshole."
I think that wisdom conquers all so: "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for life"
"Think before you speak, it'll get you a lot farther in life. Trust me. Personal experience." - My Grandfather.
It depends, my views on what? The question is so inspecific. For life it would be: "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." Can't remember who said it...
"I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! " - Samuel L. Jackson or "The truth is that there is not the right kind of freedom, the fundamental freedom to choose to be free or not to be free, according to one's preference." Paul Emile de Puydt
“Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and that is not easy.” Aristotle