Forum members, about 2 months ago ronald went ' Under the radar... ' We have tried to keep this away from the public's eye but we need your help. Goes to show ya how good our contacts are. I do not see this as my fauly for I have only shot him four...teen times. It was in the god damn leg ok? Before ronald finds out its time for me to smoke a cigar and try to look like one of those dickheads at the bank.
Me and Ronald make love every Friday, and I assure you, the sex is good. The small talk is getting increasingly awkward though.
I'm sure he's out there euthanizing random people and aborting pregnancies. That's what he does. He'll be back.
He actually posted a few times in the mods corner but you couldn't see it! *points and laughs at all of you non-staff*
Look forwards and dreams of becoming a mod, wait your posted offended me a non mod, so with the power invested in me and the normal community. I sentence you to absolutely no punishment whatsoever since i can't do that. Instead enjoy this picture of Ronald Raygun