Granted, but you've changed who you wish to return. So... that's... bullshit. I wish for Cereal that was always super cereal.
Granted, but you make me worried that my title was taken away. I wish you didn't give me that frightening heart attack.
Granted but it is in nickels... and is dropped on you by a crane. I wish for the ability to not give a fuck about people that constantly dick me.
Granted, but then people think you are an emotionless drone. I wish people made Game of Thrones references constantly.
Granted, but very few people get it. I wish I had an inexhaustible supply of everything required for a satisfactory life.
Granted, but national socialists take their place. I wish Britain wasn't a parliamentary constitutional monarchy.
Granted, but soon people speak in a strange form of l33tsp33k which nobody can understand. I wish for an ornate letter-opener.
Granted, but you get hit by a train. I wish I had a fast motorised transportation device at my disposal.
Granted, but you become stupidly optimistic and die as a result of it. I wish for the ability to maintain full consciousness in dreams, as well as having complete control over what happens.
Granted, since you have complete control you only wish for one thing every time, a ride on a store entrance kiddie ride, in which you have to dispense your own quarters. I wish for more quarters (currency).
Granted, but you are given the quarters via a 100 ton bag of quarters is dropped on you. I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.
Granted, but the chips are your least favourite type of chocolate. I wish for enough money to bailout the world economy.