I love how you are talking about Caesar because we are reading it in English class! Anyway I love your reaction to the girl dying.

Augustus Caesar MADE the empire. His uncle was Julius that later adopted him making him heir. Augustus made all of the REAL reforms that gave the Roman Empire the ability to take over Europe. Granted every other emperor after Augustus was TERRIBLE.

JESUS CHRIST !

You have no fucking idea how much i laughed in this part.
The whole fucking idea and story of this game is so FUCKING obserd, retarded and fucked up i just can't fucking stop laughing.
Like what the hell, the child scene didn't even make me angry since it was so ridicoulus and the developers are so fucking retarded because they think that scene would make this completely worthless game better.
Plus what the fuck is the fuzz with the russians ?
They just might beat the Germans, but no way that fast, since it's not like they are the fucking Soviet Union anymore, as the developers seem to think. And even if they took out the Germans, they would have a big fucking problem with the rest of the world!
And you probably would notice the russians attacking scandinavia to get to Hamburg, or perhaps if they invaded from the Baltic sea, you would FUCKING NOTICE.

There are no words to describe how FUCKING worthless this game is, and how much i have, in this short text, overused the word fuck.

Don't you just love the Stormtrooper Effect?

I love the way you yelled OH NO SHE EXPLODED!!!

also every one in the russian army is a ninja

that girl was obviously a suicide bomber

also i WANTED THE RUSSIANS TO WIN! clearly the americans in making this dont deserve to be around and they should be apart of russia

when he paused it you knew that shit was about to go down

i think that the gameplay gets better in hamburg, but it's still not the good old days!

I remember Mortars being incredibly annoying in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Not as bad as those bloody rifle grenades, though.

SUPPRISE!!

am i the only one who thinks these british accents are mostly faked or forced?

Who's yuri? Isnt he that guy from c&c red alert 2?

Am I the only one that thinks that the no russian mission was better?