Achtung Kommunisten!
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Achtung Kommunisten!

Well-Known Member, Male, 22, from Birmingham, United Kingdom, European Union

JosefVStalin is online - that must surely mean Month of Mods day 4 is about to go up! Sep 4, 2012

Achtung Kommunisten! was last seen:
Jan 4, 2013
    1. Achtung Kommunisten!
      JosefVStalin is online - that must surely mean Month of Mods day 4 is about to go up!
    2. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Cannot wait for Stalin's LP of The Walking Dead episode 3!
    3. Achtung Kommunisten!
      I heard you on the wireless back in '52, lying awake intent on tuning in on you
      1. TheRedHeadGamer
        TheRedHeadGamer
        If I was young it didn't stop you coming through.
        Jul 13, 2012
    4. scottap25
      What does you name mean?
      1. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Loosely translated, it's something like 'Alert/attention, communists!' - Germans said it on Call of Duty at some point, and there's lots of communists here supposedly, so it seemed like a good idea.
        Jul 6, 2012
      2. scottap25
        scottap25
        That is exactly what I told my Grandparents
        Jul 6, 2012
    5. Epiccheesegrater
      1. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Woo hoo, looks like we've got some work to do...
        Jun 25, 2012
      2. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        I'm knackered and paranoid right now, I'll begin tomorrow.
        Jun 25, 2012
    6. Achtung Kommunisten!
      'Shit' of the forums? I think Stalin's been listening to Alex Tran for too long, but then, say, 'paragon of virtue' would be a bit too much.
    7. Epiccheesegrater
      You know the wiki? At this point, it seems all of our efforts are in vain. It's been edited heavily.
      1. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        All I can say is: To the Wiki! Man, that's a lot of edits - these people are even sadder than me!
        Jun 19, 2012
      2. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        At least they only added new pages,instead of editing most of the old ones.
        Jun 19, 2012
      3. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        True, it's almost like the wiki's grown up slightly. We have more than two editors!
        Jun 19, 2012
    8. Epiccheesegrater
      You probably already know since you've been on the wiki recently, but some pseudo-Toast has been deleting everything. He just won't stop, and I don't know how to undo those edits either.
      1. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Aww, again? When you go to click 'edit' on a page, there's a drop-down with 'history' on it, and it lets you undo stuff, I think.
        May 30, 2012
      2. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        Okay,thanks. He's gone far this time though, even NIGGERing the homepage.
        May 30, 2012
      3. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        I just changed it back, although couldn't be asked to log in. I was just logging out of this site as well when I got the alert for this lol. No escape from Stalin!.com
        May 30, 2012
    9. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Summer has come to my miserable rainy grey country! Shame i'm inside writing about Ancient Rome...
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      3. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Aww man, they picked the wrong bloody week for all the exams. At least i'll be done by 11'o'clock on Friday, then I can err, errm...troll this forum! Woo yeah, party!
        May 22, 2012
      4. C_G
        C_G
        Haha, I have my phsyics exam finish at 3:15 on Friday 25th. Then I be heading straight to cinema and watching MiBIII
        May 22, 2012
      5. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        If this was a proper thread, I could've posted that song Will Smith did. But then that would've been a spazzy thing to do.
        May 22, 2012
    10. Epiccheesegrater
      In case you wanted to know, your entire wiki page has been replaced with the repeated use of the word 'NIGGER'.
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      2. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        I like to think it was Toast, if only because I miss him.
        May 19, 2012
      3. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Ahh, don't we all? I think it was probably some cheap imitation though
        May 19, 2012
      4. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        That's probably the sad truth.
        May 19, 2012
    11. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Alas, I am unmasked!
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      2. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Well that sure sounds like fun. Not that I can talk after many months of editing and such
        May 19, 2012
      3. Epiccheesegrater
        Epiccheesegrater
        On a semi-related topic, was it you who created my wiki page?
        May 19, 2012
      4. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Indeed I did, but only the first paragraph or so. I don't know anything about any additional accounts. Well okay, I do, but I didn't put it on the page.
        May 19, 2012
    12. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Did I just vote in the local elections and elected mayor referendum completely pissed? Yes I did.
    13. Achtung Kommunisten!
      More Mass Effect? Now we're talking! I don't need no forum drama when i've got STALIN! Shepard
      1. Yarpen
        Yarpen
        You know you love drama.
        Apr 23, 2012
      2. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Yeah, it is funny. Will any of us ever learn? Of course not!
        Apr 23, 2012
    14. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Y'all need to chill out man, maybe take a leaf (pun intended) out of TheShaw's book
      1. BattalionOfRed
        BattalionOfRed
        Not recommending the Leaf thing, but yeah, y'all need to relax.
        Apr 19, 2012
    15. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Sitting back watching Crusader Kings II part 24-26 after a particularly hectic day
    16. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Turns out FascistPatriot has more in common with Jamaicans than we ever suspected
      1. BattalionOfRed
        BattalionOfRed
        Does he wear silly rainbow coloured bean bags on his head?
        Does he have massive dreadlocks?
        Does he like da Ganja, mon?
        Does he refer to himself as a Rasta?

        I'm wondering now...
        Apr 15, 2012
      2. Achtung Kommunisten!
        Achtung Kommunisten!
        Afraid not, but that would be funny. Just Stalin compared him to Javik in the Mass Effect LP
        Apr 15, 2012
    17. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Quick, get Toast to the wiki! Some bastard's been editing it!
      1. Toast
        Toast
        I've already jumped into action, posting epileptic swastikas
        Apr 2, 2012
    18. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Wow, if Phoenix Wright was 9yrs old in 2001, that means he's the same age as me! Same first name, same age, maybe I need a new haircut...
    19. Achtung Kommunisten!
      Oh yeah, I was gonna watch Crusader Kings II LP part 5. Go Stalin!
    20. Achtung Kommunisten!
      "I'm not sure if it's an Empire yet; I just call it that because it makes me feel good about myself"
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    The second-most boring member of the forums

    RIP Toast, he had a good run. May we forever remember his foul language and Franck Ribery fixation.

    Emperor Napoleon does in fact appear in the Bible:
    And He [Jesus] asked him, 'what is thy name?' And it [Napoleon] answered, saying 'my name is Legion; for we are many'.

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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 27, 1992 (Age: 22)
    Location:
    Birmingham, United Kingdom, European Union
    Occupation:
    University Student (History)
    Religious Views:
    Agnostic
    Political Views:
    Totalitarian
    Interests: Stalin's Let's Plays, Stalin's ramblings, Stalin's videos