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Cave Johnson
Member, Male, 69, from Upper Peninsula of Michigan
I've been thinking ; what's the point any more? I mean why do I send countless people to death? Then I remember that reason; for Science! Jul 17, 2012
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If Ignorance was a person I would punch them...then I would put them into the radiation shielding placebo group...for Science!About
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- Jan 9, 1955 (Age: 69)
- Location:
- Upper Peninsula of Michigan
- Occupation:
- CEO of Aperture Science
- Political Views:
- Science!
So what? I'm meant to talk about myself? *inaudible mumble* Ok then. *clears throat* I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, and...What?... Friendly? I'm being friendly ... Anyway Aperture Science wants yo- What are you saying now?! I'm talking to them! I'm your CEO and I pay your salary and I'll talk to them however I like! Now, Aperture Science is looking for volunteers to take part in our tests to further the cause of Science. So...who wants to make 50 bucks?Interact