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America needs one now.
The big dongo family approves of The Great Dwarf Fortress Event.
Its true.
I would sign up, but my computer sucks so anything past 50 dwarves is extremely low fps. I would like a dwarf named after me and for him to be...
I love your sig. Especially since I know what they are.
I'm slightly afraid to give my name on an forum (especially this one), so I'll just give my first name. My first name is Dean. Alex Tran. He numba 1!
How to more efficiently raise humans as livestock.
Never
But I'm already a werewolf so now I have to go through all the trouble to remove my lycanthropy. Really excited to finally see a plane of Oblivion...
Death will be a release this fucker has to suffer. Force him to live in solitary confinement until the day he dies.
Remove his brain, take his gun and kill the janitor. Always kill the janitor.
Well today was my last day of school. The shock hasn't hit me yet.
I play under the name Jimmy Mcloskey.
Life is the Emperor's currency, spend it well.
So what are they celebrating?
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The premise is: you are put on a futuristic space station, playing the role as one of its many crewmembers. There are a metric ton of jobs, from the...
You were gone?
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