They can always appear on panel shows and Top Gear, as John Prescott has done so admirably.
That changes my troop numbers slightly, I'll edit my conscription post to reflect that.
darthdj31 Wait. What? You realise I now have a crazy amount of territories? Do I control all three colours in Libya, or just the green one?
Yes, thank you. I will send you a lot of salt, gold and olive oil.
I don't know, ask Darth. All I have to go on are the territories I currently control, of which there are 81.
Darth split up Libya without knowing I controlled it. Now it is firmly back under the control of the Dalmatian nation. You can ask him if you like.
They have partial independence, but I don't know how or why. Darth also said I can raise levies there, as they are under my control.
I counted. From the latest map, the one on page 280, I have 40 provinces in Europe, and there are 41 Libyan provinces under my control. You can...
Well then, tremble in fear at the might of my armies.
Darn, I thought there would be more of a reaction to me suddenly raising 405,000 men.
I can raise those Libyan levies, can't I?
Dalmatia will raise troops in Europe, up to the maximum of half our population. All capable men will be drafted into the army. That equals 225,000...
Yes, Dalevantyre should remain a single independent city. Not a small nation.
darthdj31 I still don't understand what happened to my Libya. Can anyone explain?
I agree totally with that.
Yes it bloody was. And still is. darthdj31
Yeah man, they even let black people in nowadays. How diverse do you want them to be?
If you did get the quotes right, then you appear to have said that you're proud to be rubbish at Geography. Is this true? And if so, why?
Well that's a flaw in your genetic make-up, and not the fault of the poor tomatoes.
I like tomatoes. But only raw tomatoes, not cooked ones.
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