Name: Aperture Science Location: Peninsula of Upper Michigan Leader: Cave Johnson; CEO of Aperture Science Population: 100 full time staff, 200+ test...
I've been thinking, I can get my scientists to harness the hot air that comes out of D3adtraps mouth and make a renewable energy source.
Can I join in on this officially cause we all know we'll need science to rebuild. I'll try to be serious, honest!
I'll say Lion El'Johnson of the Dark Angels Legion, mostly because he's my 40K duplicate. Did you know that every universe my scientists have seen...
No pie will be given just healthy, radioactive cancer in a tablet if the animal testing showed us anything.
Would you like to make 200 bucks? All you'd have to do is is let my scientists disassemble and reassemble you. If you start experiencing short sharp...
I think you might have let yourself go, I think you could benefit from Aperture Science Fitness Tablets, do you want be the first human test...
I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Scinece!
You know the only reason Greece is in such a bad way is that they funded Black Mesa and not Aperture Science!
Errrrrr ok there might have been a problem with a test we were conducting. We were using are Interdimentional Portal Gun to test a new AI in your...
When I get my combustible lemons out of pre-production I'll send you a give basket where salmonella would be the least of your problems!
D3adtrap because he believes in Science! That quote is similar to something I say "Be superior and be arrogant 'cause if are superior then you've...
None of them were interested in testing our Portal technology, apparently getting 500,000 tons moon rock for testing isn't 'economically viable'...
D3adtrap, I will follow you on twitter if you take part in Aperture Science's newest human testing trials ot our chlorine baths!
I don't really like any European monarchs, none of them realised what was important...Science!
So we got the new test subjects today, I do not envy them as they will be testing our new chlorine bathing system. God help them.
Damn you Black Mesa! When I get my combustible lemons out of pre-production...
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