Don't worry, we have such a complex grammar for such a small language, it's easy to get confused. ... ... Damn, what was in that candy?
Ouch...sounds messy.
No it doesn't. I'm a dinosaur, I should know. "Rawr" means "I am hungry". Then again, our language doesn't cover much more than "I'm hungry" and...
Then get tanks! Any problem can be solved by a tank! Or hammers, but those are too short ranged...
Can't you just...shoot them? I mean, you have the guns, don't you?
You can say that about just about every single group that exists. With the exception of some, of course. The problem is just that those who shout...
ZOMG CIV V EXPANSION IS UP FOR PREORDER.
I could explain why I wrote what I did, but as sarcasm travels terribly over the internet, I'm hoping I won't have to.
She did?
I'm on a train on Friday, though, and knowing our rail services, it'll probably take me all day to get from one end of the country to the other.
Meh, no pain, no gain is what I always say. Lighthouse418 Holy shit she's fucking hilarious.
Well, I'm sure that somewhere down the line spiders and dinosaurs share a common ancestor.
Yeah, sure, it's a cultural thing, we totally get it. Lighthouse418 So...what's she doing this Friday?
Really? So no allowance raises and sips of alcohol? Geez, kids these days... Don't worry, we Dutch are just born like that. We can't help...
Well, finally being a giant dinosaur pays off. But really, which part frightens you?
Oh, I have the weird noises all right. If you hear them, knock before opening the door, just to be sure. On a serious note (I know, right?),...
Hey, I've already eaten the brains, AND I'm a living fossil. Can't get much closer, now can I?
Oh yeah, blame it on the government. What would their interests be in covering stories like this up? Come to think of it, I'm probably...
Right, like zombies are fucking smart enough to care about what we're thinking. Scrap that, they're too fucking stupid to even know that we can...
The zombie apocalypse? The guy was obviously still alive when he was trying to eat that other guy's face. Get your definitions right, people.
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