Granted, but you have to give your soul to the devil. I wish I was the devil.
Granted, but one of your tires blows and can't be replaced. I wish I could kill you :D
You mean the thing?
Says the creepiest one on the forums.
And the fact she claimed she was a lesbian
Granted, but you are mistaken for a duck and shot. I wish I knew the Question to the Answer of Life.
18 PAGES!!! HOW!!!
Granted, but the pound becomes a worthless piece of shit requires £100,000,000,000,000 to make 1 US dollar. I wish the secrets of the world...
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Epiccheesegrater is banned for not commemorating Alex Tran. He numba one.
Granted, but I wanted you to use that joke. I wish I had a dime for every time someone made a bad joke.
Granted, but this is cyanide-flavored pie. I wish for cake.
Granted, but it somehow detonates. I wish for people to stop commemorating Toast.
Granted, but everything is broken. I want a nuclear device.
Obviously slydessertfox fucked up or something, and Chives is trying replace him. :o
Granted, but there are hundreds of seeds in the watermelon. I wish for Alex Tran to return.
Epiccheesegrater is banned for being a druid. It all makes sense now!
Onyxja is banned for not being a pretty prince.
I have the greatest faction of all time.
AMURRRRRRRRIKA!!!! They were already united as it was in 1965, so yes.
Separate names with a comma.