Привет!

We don't bleed out of our penises every once in a while, that's definitely a plus.

But prying it off of your shorts in the morning...
Man, I'd rather have a kid.

What? Who in their right mind wouldn't want to be a white male, this shit is great!

Can i try that?

Are you done mowing Lighthouse's lawn?

Good point.

I don't bleed, either. +1 for a faultless vagina.

Prying blood off your shorts?! Or your dick?

Tired of mowing lawns?

EDIT: Shit, Ninja'd by Chives.

Fancy you.

Prying your dick off your shorts.

And I beat you to that joke.

What if I'm dreaming and these forums don't really exist?

That is the grossest mental image ever.


I still want a penis, though. I'll happily pry it.

Well, a good way of noticing whether or not you're dreaming is generally trying to notice things that are completely out of order. The forums would indeed fall under that category...try jumping off a building, if you're dreaming, you won't die.

Just wait until you have to.

What did I miss?

Or wait until you get hit in the crotch with a ball. Or anything, for that matter.

Buy me my Lenin dick and we'll see.

I got hit in the crotch by a human coming from the inside. Your ball hits mean nothing.

Again, just wait.

And you'll get nothing until I get my pics!
The Nutella ones too!

Will do.

Don't mention me in your goodbye note.

I'm gonna just stuff my boobs in Nutella jars in that case. How's that?

Again.
Pics, or it didn't happen.