Привет!

Greetings traveler! And welcome to the grandest of forums in the known internet.
I welcome you on behalf of the Millennium members of these forums.

I'm not feeling it.

Welcome to the forums, and remember that El Presidente is always right.

I'm struggling to actually remember what Arnie's unholy cross of an austrian and faux-russian accent actually sounded like in Red Heat. You know, aside from just generally hilarious.

Whoops, sorry. I wasn't getting the alerts for it. How have you been, @Jingles ?

Welcome to the forums ,enjoy the cold war we re having inside this place,it's hilarious.

1) What cold war

@Shisno, why do you make so many lists? Almost all of your posts I've seen are lists.

Well you know The cold war , capitalism vs communism. Do i really have to explain this to you?

Do explain, please? Who's against whom?

EDIT: oops, you beat me to it.

I wouldn't call it so much a cold war as just people from different sides spamming posts supporting there side, and in the end of the day, no one concedes defeat. Not so much cold war.

This explains it best:
http://josefvstalin.wikia.com/wiki/The_Forum_and_Politics

I just do that for the intro threads. And for RacistPatriots questionnaire I just needed to make a list to keep everything organized.

If you come up with a list of more original questions for me, I'll answer with honesty as long as they don't reveal my identity too much I like answering questions more than I like speaking about myself on my own. I come off egotistical but I hate talking about myself in all honesty.

Who is that in your avatar, though. I'm blind as shit and can't see the face or anything.

Well, that is the great and glorious Vermin Supreme. He is the best candidate running for president of the United States, and I am his most diehard supporter.
Well here is a list of totally original questions:

Do you eat bananas?
Have you played Katawa Shoujo?
Is Ron Paul a fool?
Is pie a nutritious treat?
Do catapults destroy castles?
What is better: Andorra or San Marino?
Is Mario hot?
What is superior: Mac or PC? Or Linux?
Are you pro-Proletariat or pro-bourgeoisie?
Occupy Wallstreet: Is it tantalizingly cool?
How did you find Josefvstalin.com?
Roosterteeth or chicken-teeth. Which is better.

Yay!

Do you eat bananas?
Absolutely. I just bought a big bunch of them. I'm vegan, gluten-free and kosher. I eat a lot of fruit

Have you played Katawa Shoujo?
No, I haven't. What's the jist of it?

Is Ron Paul a fool?
Absolutely. I despise Ron Paul. Sorry if you're a fan.

Is pie a nutritious treat?
I eat incredibly healthy, so yes. If I bake it myself fresh, from scratch it can be very nutritious.

Do catapults destroy castles?
I'd assume it would depend on the size and strength of the catapult and what they loaded it with.

What is better: Andorra or San Marino?
No opinion there.

Is Mario hot?
No.

What is superior: Mac or PC? Or Linux?
Windows, for sure.

Are you pro-Proletariat or pro-bourgeoisie?
Now that's a stupid question lol

Occupy Wallstreet: Is it tantalizingly cool?
It's humiliating to true activists. I don't support it at all.

How did you find Josefvstalin.com?
Chives brought me here when he came to my site.

Roosterteeth or chicken-teeth. Which is better.
I have no idea what this means lol

It's free to find out.

First thing it tells me is that someone is an amputee. No thanks. Big fear there.

Of amputees?

Yes. I would never tell anyone or treat an amputee poorly but, in addition to ants, robots, talking animals and people in animal costumes I am so freaked by amputees.

PLAY IT GODDAMMIT! PLAY IT! You won't regret it.

I don't even know what it is!