3 magic wishes

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  1. immmortalshogun23 New Member

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    i like doing these hears another one if i get carried away with these pls let me know when to stop and i will but anyway imagine you find a lamp at a garage sale (never will happen) and you go home and you rub off some dust (no thats what she said pls) and out pops a genie and will give you 3 wishes off anything you want expect for these 3 rules no more wishes no making someone love you or bringing people back from the dead what would it be

    mine would be????? 1. to have my own dojo in china 2.to learn how to speak chinese 3. and to have and to have the earth reset itself to when people first discover oil :mrgreen: . (p.s. i have a really funney genie joke a friend told me thats only if you want to hear it :lol: )
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    You just crushed my dreams. T_T
    Anyways, I would wish for the ability to turn invisible at will and stay that way for as long as I want.
    For the ability to heal anything.
    And for 10 billion dollars.
  3. immmortalshogun23 New Member

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    You just crushed my dreams. T_T
    lol what are the chances that a guy would sell you a magic lamp for 10 bucks cause he had to get rid of some stuff
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    Easy ability to time travel and anything I change won't affect me. Then I can jut go back in time kill myself and just keep having 3wishes endlessly done
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    1. Death to America

    2. Victory for Gadafi

    3. Global Revolution
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    Granted but every other nation becomes a clone of America
    Granted but gadafi has the victory of a game of checkers with his grandson
    Granted but the revolution is to neo-keyenisum
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    This isn't corrupt-a-wish. >.>
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    What I don't deserve a xD for my valent efforts :cry:
  9. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    My wishes. EDIT:
    I wish everything were back to normal
    I wish no one in this universe could make any more wishes.
  10. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Well at least I already made mine. >.> Though I don't think that he would grant that, would kinda put him outta business ya know.
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    1. I wish for all of existence to become like Heaven. No more suffering, pure happiness and pleasure for everyone.

    2. I wish that everyone lives for eternity in that state of pure happiness and pleasure.

    3. I wish all consciousness that has the potential to exist (basically infinite consciousnesses I guess) would come into existence and experience pure happiness and pleasure for all eternity.
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    Wow, most selfish wishes I've ever heard. You should be ashamed. xD
  13. CorB New Member

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    Well actually yeah, in a way those are selfish wishes. I do after all include my own consciousness in the list of infinite consciousnesses who would exist in that state of pure happiness and pleasure for all eternity. And I’m projecting my own selfish desire for that sort of existence onto everyone else.
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    I wish to learn how to speak several languages of my choosing

    I wish for two: 2 ton blocks of gold

    I wish for humankind to discover a way to turn water into fuel, with no emissions - Tomorrow!
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    Money Power Women :p
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    I wish for a wiseman to decide my next two wishes.
  17. sirdust Well-Known Member

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    1. Make all men except me in to women
    2. Make all women look like victoria secret models
    3. Make all women lesbians

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  18. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Wait, let me modify that.

    1. Make all women look like Victoria Secret Models
    2. Make them all bisexuals
    3. Make me the most famous good lookin guy on the planet

    That is how it should be. If they were all lesbians then you would be left out, that wouldn't be any fun.
  19. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    Since more wishes are off the table, more genies.
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