Hey, I'll pet them and I don't mind if a friend owns one and I'm over at their house. I just don't want to own one.
Perhaps, considering you're orange. But I wouldn't know what to do with you as a pet. You'd probably die within a week.
I won't kill you, I'll simply be unable to take care of you. Edit: @kobashenka why haven't you posted in the last ten minutes? Getting sleepy?
I'm back.. again. Some of us don't have moms that cook us dinner. This is so fucking yummy. What are you two up to? And @BattalionOfRed why don't I have you on Skype yet?