Communism: Dirty and Stupid or Just Stupid?

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Communism: Dirty and Stupid or Just Stupid?

Stupid 1 vote(s) 9.1%
Stupid and Dirty 10 vote(s) 90.9%
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  1. Kalalification Guest

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    We all know archetypal communist figure. We all know he is strong man. Makes harvest with sickle. Then goes home and hammers communist purity into children, instill glorious communist future into them. Later in year, however, communist man prepare new harvest. He must till earth, to show capitalist farmer neighbor (who is weak and cannot) the glory of communism. Now communist man goes home to children, but cannot face. Hands covered in filth and grime. Forever shame.

    Meanwhile capitalist farmer buys machine to till the earth, makes devilish capitalist progress and remains clean. Using money from evil capitalist harvest he sends ignorant capitalist children to 'education.' Communist man harumph at this. So what if communist man is dirty, he thinks, at least glorious harvest go to community and not wasted on ignorant capitalist children!

    Many years later, communist man (by now covered in his own excrement and disease) unable to till earth. Asks communist neighbors for help, but all are weak like capitalist. So he reads them Marx to inspire.

    Capitalist children come that day in flying bird, take away communist men and women, say something about 'Peace Corps,' and 'human dignity.' Communist man harumph at this. Marx never spoke of this foolishness! Winter come and take communist man, dirty and stupid as ever.

    Question posed to you today: communism only stupid or also dirty?

    Answer obvious.

    INCIDENTALLY THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY. MANUAL LABOR AND THE WORKING CLASS ARE NOT SOMETHING THAT WE OUGHT TO CONSIDER A GOOD PART OF SOCIETY. OUR FOREMOST PRIORITY MUST BE TO EXCISE THEM AND ALL THEIR ILK. EDIT: OH YEAH AND THIS IS A TROLL THREAD BUT DON'T LET THAT BE KNOWN OR LET THIS PART BE KNOWN IF YOU REPLY. EDIT 2: OH AND PUNISHMENT FOR REVEALING THIS IS THAT YOU ARE A DILDOFACE 5000. EDIT 3: LASTLY! YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW IF YOU DONE GONE AND UNDERSTOOD THIS BY STAMPING YOUR POST WITH SOME VARIETY OF TARNATION THAT WOULD PLEASE DIXIE HIMSELF.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  2. LittleWolf New Member

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    Your poll isn't really fair coz there will be people out there who would agree that communist man (shit superhero) is better of
    LittleWolf, Sep 5, 2011
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  3. Lenin Cat Well-Known Member

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    Kali, be a little less insulting in the future.
    Lenin Cat, Sep 5, 2011
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  4. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Such is life in Moscow.
    Demondaze, Sep 5, 2011
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  5. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Did something happen to you today? Do you want to talk about it? Your surrounded by friends here, it's a safe place to talk.
    MayorEmanuel, Sep 5, 2011
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  6. Kalalification Guest

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    Those with the courage to honestly reply to me will no doubt find the purity of my argument.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  7. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    In reply to this I should make a thread about the banes of Capitalism and Democracy. But I will not sink so low as you have, Kal, clinging to your steriotypes fed to you by the Capitalists that poison you and making out your enemies to be troglodytes, cavemen incapible of rational thought or even rational expression.

    No, I should have not even justified this thread by replying to it.

    You disappoint me Kal.
    Imperial1917, Sep 5, 2011
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  8. Kalalification Guest

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    Hmm yet another too scared to reply to me.

    Tsk tsk.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  9. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Stupid. Happy?
    Demondaze, Sep 5, 2011
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  10. Kalalification Guest

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    You guys are sizing me up all wrong.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  11. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Capitalist man come home from hard day of beating workers, reads Rand to cheer self up. He rich man but human empathy nagging at him. While whipping 4 year old boy for failing to meet quota he feel bad. He remove top hat and sit in leather chair to read Rand. Workers say they no like being beat, plan to kill capitalist man. Mutter something about human dignity and fair wages. They take capitalist man and shove him into machines. Capitalist man get made into toothpaste and sold around world, workers be in better conditions. All live happy ever after.
    MayorEmanuel, Sep 5, 2011
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  12. Kalalification Guest

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    Your statement hardly qualifies as a genuine reply, dear boy.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  13. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I'm starting to think this is what you were going for

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    MayorEmanuel, Sep 5, 2011
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  14. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    Yeah this is quite plainly what you were trying to go for.
    0bserver92, Sep 5, 2011
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  15. Kalalification Guest

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    Nonsense. Mine is a completely legitimate argument that you all are too afraid to respond to.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  16. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    No it isn't your quite plainly trying to troll.
    0bserver92, Sep 5, 2011
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  17. Kalalification Guest

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    Go plant some flowers or something. Real men are here to talk about things, some gargantuan and some minutia.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  18. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    farm work is a dirty business usually done by the mental equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. They would go to beach and get copies of Byron kicked in their faces. The better question would be: 3rd world farmers: Dirty and Stupid or Just Stupid
    MayorEmanuel, Sep 5, 2011
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  19. Kalalification Guest

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    The real issues here might not be readily apparent to those who give naught but a cursory glance at my argument.
    Kalalification, Sep 5, 2011
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  20. Lenin Cat Well-Known Member

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    Everyone knows that when us commies are dirty are power is increased by 30%.
    Lenin Cat, Sep 5, 2011
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