Just as Che was about to unleash his assault on Vancouver, US Navy Seals storm his giant trailer, and despite him raising his hands in surrender, shoot him in the head,, and bury him deep into the depths of the ocean. Afterwards, North Korea sends the real Che (it was a robot :lol: ) and Che continues on his drive to Vacncouver
Soon Che was in the prime position. He was on top of a large building near the city centre, on the look out with his binoculars. Then,he had found his target. He picked up his sniper slowly, and put his eye to the scope. His target was walking along, without a care in the world. As Che's target walked along, he slowly tightened his grip on the trigger. Then he fired. The bullet hurtled towards his target, picking up speed. It seemed now that his target was doomed. However, in a stroke of astounding luck and genericness, the target saw a penny on the ground and bent over to pick it up. The bullet then hit an unfortunate bystander in the throat, sending him flying backwards in a torrent of blood. Che's target realized what had happened, and whipped out his phone to call an ambulance. Everywhere else screams and panic could be heard. Che realized that his greatest chance had been shattered and quickly packed away his equipment and made for the stairs.
che ran down to his personal FUCK AMERICA helicopter whilst screaming "Get T0 ThA Ch0PPa". after barley escaping in his helicopter he headed for Russia to meat his north Korean contact.
when che met his north korean contact in Russia he apoligized profusely but it was not enough "you shall not fail me again", the contact said and raised his hand all of a sudden the contact flipped over backwards and che ran for the stairs with CIA agents on his tail
Che ran and ran, but could not seem to escape. Soon he was within the grasp of the CIA, when all of a sudden, his former partner who was now retired came to his aid. It was the one and only SovietEmpireUSSR. SovietEmpireUSSR used his pphs to make quick work of the CIA operatives. Then, with the help of cats with thumbs, they managed to escape the area before more CIA could come to counter-attack.
che didn't answear he just punched you in tha face and took youre tiger and rode of to mexico with an epic taco in his hand. It was a holy taco that was so tasty youre head would explode from the tastyness. he also put on an epic sombrero to fit in.
Little to Che's avail, the Communist Children he had slaughtered a week ago had returned from the dead in Mexico. All the Mexicans were Communist Zombies now, and blockaded the road to Mexico with their bodies.
Che simply said FUCK AMERICA! AND YEAH MEXICO! and the zombies joined him. Che parachuted into the king of the hill game and took ova the hill then destroyed it with a nuclear weapon ending the king of the hill game cuz it was capitalist
You've just ended the story of Che and the King of the Hill Game simultaneously. What I must ask is,why?
becuz it is an epic ending....but Che realizes he destroyed the wrong hill, and is quickly assasinated by epiccheesegratersarmy, forcing the game to continue
then my army of penguins kills che and follows sovietempireUSSR everywhere he goes in an atempt to ________ him
Then Che comes back from the DEAD and he shoots everyone who has spoken in this page including me :x :x :x
But we are all taken back in time for some reson. Che Rages. Dud get's high, and epiccheesgrater rofles whilst i battle a unicorn.
