Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but she's a man.

I wish I had a Skyline R34.

Granted, but it crashes and burns.

I wish all of the paradoxes in this thread do not destroy the universe.

Granted but instead they disrupt time.

I wish Iran develops nuclear reactors to meet their energy needs.

Granted, but since 9/11 was an inside job, the US attackes and the Ignorant masses shout ZIG HEIL!

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I wish the stuff in the video was actually real.

granted but its happening causes stupidity in every 1 out of 3 people

I wish i was the president of Microsoft so I could hack everyone

Granted, but shares for microsoft plummit causing a major economic crysis as a major player and employer and means for people to use their computers and word process collapses. Million starve. Oh, and operating a home computer is now out of the question.

you forgot to wish

Fuck. I wish I did not forget my wish!

Granted but you forgot to specify and wasted a wish.

I wish people would stop forgetting wishes.

Granted but a suicidal emo remembers his wish and destroys time > universe > earth> us > Justin bieber. hmm maybe thats a good wish afterall.



I wish for all people on this forum to check out the "adults only 18+" thread ,made by me. You won't be dissappointed. (this is no joke)










































































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Granted, but due to the gross containts you are lynched.

I wish for a driving license.

Granted but you can only drive cars under 20hp.

I wish more good games would come out in April.

Granted but they are exclusive to me only.

I wish me and my friend will conquer the world in Hearts of Iron II.

Granted, but you have to play with me!

I wish I had more people to play HoI II with

Granted but they all suck and get owned by Luxembourg.

I wish France was able to get more IC in the colonies so I can actually fight from the colonies.

Granted, but Italy takes them over and gains its 5th Tech Team.

I wish I could control the properties of paper. (If anyone knows what im refering to, congrats!)

Granted but you are in a room full of fire.

I wish for better handwriting

Granted but now handwriting obsolete.

I wish I had the world's largest collection of books.

Granted, but your hands are crushed imediatly after

I wish my laptop didnt fail me...AGAIN! Fuck you whoever corrupted my first wish to repair my laptop
>=(

Granted but your internet fails you instead.

I wish Onion news was real.