Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but you have to watch this video begining to end.

[yt:2b9nsugq]87p53rAD7Sk[/yt:2b9nsugq]

I wish I could enact 100 ways to love a cat.

Granted but they are all lions and you are wearing a meat suit.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but a plague spreads throughout the Earth and we all die.

I wish Aliens and Predators fought a war on Earth.

Granted, but they are arguing philosophy, not having an epic intergalactic war like you wanted. and nothing is even blown up.

I wish the green beer I just had was actually good. seriously, it was garbage...

Granted but its made of radioactive waste.

I wish God was one of us.

granted but im god

i wish for great radioactive suit

Granted, but it is only radioactive on the inside.
I wish for a new Schmalkaldic League

Granted, but their first order is to kill you.

I wish that cat song wasn't putting me to sleep.

Granted, but you die from lack of sleep.

I wish the concert tomorrow (Fauré's Requiem) becomes absolutely awesome. (I'm singing =D)




Yeah I totally enjoy bragging =P

Granted, but minutes before the concert a bee stings your throat and teh talented janitor takes your place, and gets credit, big time; signing record deals and whatnot, while you remain a bee-stung handicapped drunk-singer-

I wish I would be happy forever! =D

Granted, but you have intense intestinal failure

I wish I was made of gold!

Granted but your too heavy to move so somebody steals you and melts you down.

I wish the website wouldn't keep giving me 500 Internal Server Error every 10 minutes.

granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish aliens will visit us and we will become friends with them

Granted, but you get raped and pregnant. Like Steve from American Dad.

I wish 2012 really will be the end of the world.

Granted, but mankind is saved from the apocalypse by a race of friendly aliens. The entire human populace is transported to the planet Azura, a small tropical world somewhere in the Orion constellation where humanity establishes a new, more enlightened civilisation that makes groundbreaking advances in technology and philosophy without disrupting the diverse ecology of their new world. War becomes a thing of the past as people come to embrace their wonderful new eden.

Then the planet is destroyed by an asteroid. Sucks to be them.

I wish birds suddenly appeared everytime I was near.

Granted but they are hungry man-eating birds.

I wish for lunch.

granted but ur lunck eats u

I wish George Washington comes back to life

Granted but he is too old to talk walk eat or control his bowel movements.

I wish for more wishes

Granted... but oh wait! Thats against the rules sorry.

I wish that I had a chair to sit on.