Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but its military is even more outdated then before


I wish all people to have a good day.

granted but they all later on catch H1N1 and kill you for it

i wish lenin was alive

Granted but he's a mind eating zombie

I wish I had a friend who was a girl.

granted but she leave you for your best friend

i wish to know what to wish for that end up being good

Granted but you spend all your time thinking about it and end up dying of starvation.

I wish for a giant floating fortress.

Granted but suddenly gravity is way more powerful.

I wish i could magically conjure up any food i want.

Granted but the entire earth suffers a food crysis and you have to live on a small diet.

I wish there would be no more queues, anywhere.

Granted but since everyone in the world had to die to do so everything you visit is closed.

I wish I was finished my physics homework.

Granted but they nour teacher realises it was through a wish and gives you a detention, for ever.

I wish for this wish to never be corrupted

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granted but it doesnt get granted at all so it wont work anyway!
I wish to end world hunger

granted but now nation focus on military actions and start world war 3

i wish i was a L33T HAXOR

granted but u die

I wish we could colonize Mars, and everybbody on the forum moves there to start the nation of NKVD

granted but stalin can't leave sense his girlfriend won't come and we die on mars without him

i wish for some more shogun 2 lets plays

granted but ur computer crashes and all the computers in the world crash except for stalins so u cant watch it

I wish for an axis and allies computer game

granted but there is already one u have to find it widout help
i wish for my long lost teddy bear

Granted but he has turned into a powerful man eating Hitler-type-fanatic and is knocking on your front door right now with a panzershreck, an MP-40 and a ravenous pack of hunting wolves.

I wish for a game whcih requires no skill at all, has lots of guns that are all effectively identical but people continuously play it for 4 years straight.

granted but the game is destroyed due to the fact that it makes people beast mode at everything

i wish Rangers and spetsnaz went side by side in war

granted but the USA and USSR form one country The Socialist Republics of the United States

I wish my long lostteddy bear would never be like what he said

granted but when you find he is dead and transform into a zombie bear and you go into nazi zombie bear

i wish what he said was true

granted, but he said that the wish he granted wouldn't be come granted

i wish for every wish after this wish to be instantly corrupted