Granted, but you jump into a war drama and die. I wish my chemistry teacher would teach a subject us before giving us graded work on it.
granted but then he goes crazy because his brain has been rewired and he goes crazy and kills your whole class. I wish i could pause and un pause time but i dont get paused too, like in the movie 'click'
Granted but the space time continuum tears and you find yourself in a unparalleled universe with nothing to do but pause and unpause. I wish I had my own King Tiger Tank.
granted but you take it for a ride on a barely used country road just as a policeman is making the once a year patrol of that road I wish I could go back to my home country
Granted but your plane crashes after a fight with 16 fighter jets cos you flew over the no fly zone Libya, you survive but are then meeted by Gaddaffi who shoots you and proceeds to teabag your corpse while screaming "I GOT THAT CAMPER BIIIITTTCCCHHH" I wish for an amazing day, week, month, year, decade, century
granted but the person granting your wish gets confused makes it amazing for all time thus amazing being normal as there is no bad to compare it too (like peace not existing without war) I wish i had a good idea for a wish
Granted, but it all goes badly in the end anyways. Probably terminally. I wish I had bought that $300 million Mega Millions ticket.
Granted, but the prize turns out to be 300 million Zimbabwe dollars. You win less than you paid for the ticket. I wish I was indestructible.
Granted but its a Komodo dragon and dies due to its inability to adapt I wish my french teacher got hit by a bus
granted but befor she dies she gives everyone a 500 q quiz on french stuff i wish for cuba to become a superpower and invade the US
Granted, Fidel Castro gets up from his deathbed and puts a super cigar in his mouth and invades Florida, unfortunately he is soon met with hot Miami babes and decides to defect. I wish I had my own weapons factory
granted but its invaded by zombies and they eat your brains i wish that i was a l33t HAXOR comp virus
Granted, but you get eaten by the laughing skull virus I wish I was the laughing skull virus, he seems so happy :lol:
Granted, but you become depressed, as he only laughs to hide his anguish. I wish Stalin and Hitler rose from their graves to have an epic undead fight.
Granted, but instead of fighting they become best friends and go to the pub, get drunk and die again due to alcohol poisoning I wish I didnt have any homework :cry:
granted but to fit all the work into one school day, u have school 24 hoursa day, and thus can never leave and play with ur friends or see the outside world much less ur family forever, cuz the government doesnt allow anyone to graduate. I wish Samoa was the most powerful country on Earth, and their leader was a lion
granted but due to the leader being a lion the people kill him and eat him with no leadership the town is turned into to hell and is nuked wiped off from the face of the planet i wish all of us were taken and put into the mass effect2 game were we all live and stalin is our captin of the normandy
Granted but he doesn't get your loyalty and you die during the suicide mission I wish I don't die or get seriously wounded when this wish gets corrupted
