Half granted because in soviet russia, gingerbread man catch you!!! I wish I knew what all this 'In Soviet Russia...' crap came from
granted but then you waste your life trying to find it out and when you finally do you die of a heart attack from all the Caffeine you drunk trying to stay awake long enough to figure it out I wish I was US President
Granted but then the Illuminati appear using their conspiratorial powers and use you as a puppet both literally and figuratively. I wish that the song Friday and Rebecca Black never existed.
Granted but that warmth soon becomes a boiling flood of magma and death, destroying civilization. I wish both Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black never existed. Corrupt that!
Granted but then a whole team of rangers and spetznaz starts bugging you I wish for a spicy pizza pie!
Granted but it is a talent for mass murder and you are arrested after your crimes. I wish that all roads led to Rome.
Granted but you vote for rep and i bring the epic bannhamer of awesomeness on your skull i wish duds will put a hotter girl on his sig cause that one is not good enough so YOUR SMILY FACE IS BUGGING ME!!!!
granted but i luv this girl and never put her away and she'll forever be with the smiley face i wish rangerspetznaz would leave me alone like seriously now plz :evil: :evil: