Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but you die as soon as he stops.

I wish I had an army of ninja llamas.

granted but they are futile so i replace them and feed them to u for dinner XD

I wish i will never be futile when i serve as a ninja

granted but she kills you since you killed her lama army

i wish i had a epic banhhamer to bring down on people who would fail and it would be called SMILE MOTHER %$#@

granted but you are smashed by it in order to test it

i wish spetznaz will stop making jokes about smiley faces because they're a symbol of something you have to ask me about

Granted but he starts making other jokes that annoy you.

I wish Dud would become my personal chef cause those llama burgers were tasty. xD

granted but im a ninja so i accidently poison u

I wish i would be forgiven for the poisoning

Granted but I came back as a zombie to forgive you and end up eating your brains.

I wish I were a bird. (awesome points to people who get that xD)

granted but im a hunter and accidently shoot u

i wish chelsea survives so i could heal her wing just like any other bird that i see thats injured

Granted I survive but I'm still a zombie and I eat your face.

I wish I would stop hitting the quote button out of habit as it's not needed in this thread. >.>

granted but u have to reply to every thing i post

i wish the time for the samurai zombies to rise is now

granted but i don't grant it sense your a ninja

i wish i could be best friends with dud(so later on i could ask him a question thats been bugging me)but it has nothing to do with things that smile

granted but u have to have a smiley face as ur signature for 10 days

i wish the dude who said Hello Moto would appear

Granted but he says it constantly and it drives you crazy.

I wish I was a Sith lord.

grantedbut you have to face the new jedi grand master :me

i wish i would never be defeated

you looked at my sig and i killed you

isn't my sig awesome who dosn't like epic boobs?

That isn't a wish.

dude where is your wish? but yeah epic boobs

i wish for everyone to look my awesome sig of awesome boobsz!!!

ALSO TAKE THAT STUPID SMILY FACE!! NOTHING BEATS EM

granted granted but u turn gay

i wish rangerspetznaz is not becoming very annoying :| :|

granted but i leave since you make me feel like crap then later on you die feeling guilt cause you made me leave

i wish i would not be taken srs when am joking