Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but u dont live to see it

i wish for more money!

Granted but its in zimbabwean dollars

i wish for cake

Granted but it's fruit cake.

I wish I had the ability to control what people do using magic. <.<

granted but before i grant the wish they find out you wished for this, and kill you

I wish standardized tests never existed

granted but then theirs even harder "unstandardized tests"

i wish parents werent so difficult!

Granted but they're so easy life gets boring.

I wish for people to stop trolling.

granted but they turn into ogres

i wish for kung fu panda to be real

Granted but in order for that to happen everyone on Earth must become animals and you become a slug.

I wish I could predict the future.

granted but u predict ur death and thats it

i wish for hot soup right now

Granted but its too hot and it burns your mouth

I wish I'll win on the Grand National today

granted but the prize is a 1950 TV remote

I wish for Dud to talk right now to me
Anagram 4 DUD latk ni deco) Op: 6
Understood DUD?

granted get ready to talk in the Riddles thread

I wish for every1 to forget this!

Granted but then they remember it several hours after forgetting it.

I wish grass was no longer green.

greanted but then its so ugly you commit suicide

i wish i could have my own house!

Granted, but its a run down piece of crap that has rats and roaches.

I wish i could play guitar

Granted but you play it very badly.

I wish my trumpet was also a machine-gun.

Granted but you kill the entire school orchestra while rehearsing.

I wish i was more of a ladies man

granted but u acrtually become a heshe :lol:

i wish letters from iwo jima was on DVD

granted, But the producers fuck the story up and turn it into a porno

i wish i had a better wish than this.

granted but as i don't know what you wished for you get load of shit on your doorstep


i wish i was called korruptor: Harbinger of death