Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but fuck this am not granting your shit there happy

i wish that the person who reads this does not take it srs

granted but he takes it literally

i wish i had more haters

granted but then haters are now lovers

i wish duds dosn't mind gay lovers?

Granted but then everyone turns Gay and the Human Race dies out.

I wish your sig didn't have such massive pictures.

granted just granted :twisted: :twisted:

i wish rangerspetznaz would stop making gay grants

Granted, but the ones he's already given you still stand.
I wish I could watch part 17 of the Shogun Let's Play without being tempted to pause it and come back here

granted just granted because your only showing support for stalin

i wish i could tear down rangerspetznaz gay grants and jokes

granted but u accidentally take down the forums

i wish i knew wat to do

granted you look at my new reformed sig and stare at its awesomeness

i wish dud wasn't a rangerspetsnaz hater

granted but i cant grant it

i wish Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 had a longer storyline (they could have made it much better)

granted but OMG WTF!! TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

*is dead and now a ghost* i wish i never got nuked and was alive again normal me

Granted but instead of being nuked you are bombed with napalm.

I wish that I was the most credible person on Earth.

Granted but it's an alternate universe where everything means the opposite.

I wish I wasn't shy and antisocial irl. xD

Granted but then you turn too extroverted and you're found dead under a pile of hookers and cocaine (which sounds good to me actually)

I wish I had a bitchin' beard/stache combo

Granted but they're literally bitchin'. As in they can talk and they bitch at you all the time.

I wish I had been able to find more attractive hookers before I died.

Granted but they are all actually Aliens who want to kill all humans.

I wish that I knew the answer to life the universe and everything.

Granted, but it's so complex & your tiny human brain can't comprehend it and you explode

I wish for the dictatorship of a small island nation

Granted, but Tropico 4 isn't out yet and you can't be bothered to get Tropico 3/your copy of Tropico 3 stops working (delete as applicable)
I wish our Glorious Leader Stalin had a controversial TV talk show

Granted but it is canceled for being too controversial.

I wish that our glorious leader could pronounce foreign words better.

Granted, but then you don't understand what he's saying because they're so foreign.

I wish Iced Tea wasn't so expensive. (Like $2 bucks, but still!)