Granted, the world is taken over by aliens who put chips in our brains, making us all slaves who can't commit violence. I wish I had a sword that was owned by Oda Nobunaga.
Granted, but it's a fake and you kill the guy who sold it to & get thrown into prison I wish I had the helmet of Alexander the Great
Granted but it's a fake and you kill the guy who sold it to you and get thrown in prison. xD I wish I had some cheesecake.
Granted but it's made of real arabian kishk cheese which is over 2000 years old, you contract food poisoning and shortly die. I wish to own the moon
granted, but the pumpkin is way out of day and you spen 2 agonizing weeks in hospital from food poisoning I wish i won a huge loto.
granted, but something else was made that was pretty much the same thing but with a diffferent name I wish got to go home after 5 years away
Granted but when you arrive home it has been destroyed by Anarcho-Liberal rebels. I wish that the mods went mad with power and started to control different sections of the forum.
granted but then the game runs really slow i wish minecraft was real and it was impossible to be killed by ghasts, zombies, spiders, etc.
granted but then you get killed by all that stuff I wish my hypoteticaly destroyed home wasnt destroyed by anarcho liberals
