Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but since everybody become poor sudden global deflation occurs and everybody are rich.

I wish my guitar would restring itslef.

Granted but a lumberjack chops it in to half's

I wish Lars Løkke Rasmussen didn't exist (hes Denmark's Prime Minister and i hate him) :/

Granted but he gets replaced with George W. Bush.

I wish for the weekend to be longer.

Granted, the weekend is extended. School days now last only three days, however you are now stupid and you have to go to school till the age of 45.

I wish that I could find the will and finish a book :/

Granted, but after having finnished your first book you want to read another one. You then get completely obsessed with reading and forget to eat and die of starvation.

I wish I was strong with the force.

Granted, but Darth Vader is now aware of your presence and destroys you.

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but it's a Yugo; one of the least safest cars and one of the most prone to breakdown.

When you put the key into the ignition, the wheels fall off, the hood pops open and the engine catches on fire...

I wish the school I visit was in my hometown.

Granted but its right next to your house and its embarrassing some how

I wish for a ship with Light Speed Capabilities

Granted, but then an imperial ship uses it's light speed and destroys you.

I wish america would stop sucking ass.

Granted, but global atomic war breaks out and everything is Fallout.

I wish I was a kung fu master.

Granted but kung fu now is the weakest martial arts an you get owned by karate

I wish Romans invaded Germany (don´t know why)

Granted, but communist Germany wins World War Two and now everyone drives a Trabbi.

I wish Scotland would win the World Cup.[/quote:22wuzbkh]

Granted, but it seems we are in hell

I wish my wish could be wished away.

Granted, but it seems we are in hell

I wish my wish could be wished away.[/quote:239ug5f6]

Wrong wish!

granted, but somebody you hate gets your wish and they wish you dead.

i wish i could speak 5 other languages.

Granted but they are dead languages and thus no use.

I wish for abnormally large cookie.

Granted, but a giant kitten eated it...

I wish my I.Q. was over 170!!

Granted but you become blind, deaf and mute.

I wish I had the power to become invinsible.

Granted but you get stabbed by a girl scout who swings with her arms with a knife

I wish...... I had candy!!!!

Granted but it turns out a stranger gives it to and you are brutaly raped.


I wish for real life ban hammer

Granted but it falls from the sky and hits you therefore banning you.

I wish for an oil drum of chocolate milk.