Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted just granted

I wish the soviet union was not dead so we would end up having a World War 3 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

granted but we accidently destroy the world oops :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish for every member's life history :twisted: :twisted:

granted but you find some secrets out for which some memebers have to kill you.

I wish the russian monarchy and noble class survived by escaping and returned at the end of the USSR.

granted but they all got aids :shock:
I wish people would stop misleading me.

Granted but instead they exploit you.

I wish that battery acid was self-sufficient.

granted but you have to drink it

I wish for District 9 Part 2

granted but its a porno
i wish i had a super epic hat

Granted but mine's more EPIC

I wish for Orange Missiles

Granted but somebody paints them grey.

I wish for the first inter-continental weapon to belong to me.

granted but I easily shot it down

I wish for the Epiccheesegrater2 to rust

granted but he will just make a new acount again :lol:
i wish that my hand was a dolphin.

Granted but it gains sentience and decides to kill you.

I wish that Britain changed it's national anthem.

granted but it changes it to Friday
I wish the song Friday was neveer made (also includes songs for any other day of the week)

Granted but a Justin Bieber version is made.

i wish that there was no more terrible music.

granted but you are now Justin Bieber

I wish for more Uranium :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

granted but its a uranium dildo
i wish for a nuclear shotgun

granted but it poor quality and backfires

I wish to be the King of the Undead the Lich KING!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

granted but only in world of warcraft
i whish i had epic dreads

granted but black people in New York dont appreciate it and pop a cap in your butt

I wish for a K-9 unit

Granted but Doctor Who comes and steals it from you.

I wish for a time-machine.