Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but then playstation announces the playstation 1000 and stop making games for PS3

I wish we had captured Osama Bin Laden instead of shooting him in the head

Granted but he escapes with the aid of a traitor and assassinates all of your politicians.

I wish that the US had proof they killed Osama Bin Laden.

granted but they already do they just didnt release it yet

I wish they released the proof

Granted but they already did on BBC so you wasted your wish.
I wish I had some fruity candy.

Granted, but because you offend the BBC they take it a way from you & vaporize your family with their newstime humour.

I wish for my goddamn Xbox to work.

granted but it breaks one second after it starts working

i wish for some bread

granted but its barkbread
i wish slydessertfox didn't ruin the hill game war

granted but he ruins this one instead

i wish i was a general

Granted but you mess something up and you get demoted.

I wish I had more chocolate.

granted but you become deathly allergic to it

i wish i had a "universal remote"

Granted but it has no universal batteries.

I wish that State Censorship happened in North America.

Granted but it censores your freedom of speech

I wish for A Cat of Destruction

Granted but it leavs fur every where and shits were it wants to
i wish i could FIRE MAH LAZOOR [yt:33t8leqh]oLOPOU1CUfc[/yt:33t8leqh]

Granted, but, it backfires.

I wish for these mutha' fuckin' snakes off this mutha' fuckin' plane!

granted but you have to go with them

I wish for a cobra with no poison

Granted, but it is 20 metres tall and it devours you.

I wish for a super-computer.

grantedbut it gets a virus.
i wish for a giant lazer machine gun that cannot backfire or explode for no reson ;P

Granted but you point it in your direction and you die TOO BAD

I wish for a neverending flow of MEAD

Granted but Vikings come and steal it.

I wish for a giant spacemobile.

granted but you get no fuel with it
i wish i had an epic cheese grater