Granted but it is so epic your eyes cannot withstand it's epicness and you become blind. I wish for a laser-machine-gun-missile-launcher.
Granted, but then everyone's computer lags to much to open the video so you get nothing. I wish my cat wasn't always laying on my stuff.
granted it sits on them instead i wish i was a abandond burger on the mexican border deep in the desert
granted its full off expired diary products, meat and 345 used condoms i wish i had a game where i played as a guy who watched tv all day .
granted but hes watching male gay porn (unless your gay then hes watching normal porn I wish billy mayes was still alive
Granted! *Billy Mays walks in* Hi, Billy Mays here! I'd like to tell you about a wonderful product called ResurrectionJuice! It brought me back from the dead and it can do the same for anyone! For just 3 easy payments of $19,999... blah blah blah *you go mad because he never stops repeating this ad to you* I wish I could jump in and out of any game, movie or show at will.
neither did you :shock: i wish i could land that double misty (on the trampoline) and get over with it. i think i'll go outside and try now.
Granted but the trampoline is eaten by Cthulu. I wish that I knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Granted but you live to several thousand years of age until you are nothing but an immobile skeleton. I wish I haz a cheeseburger.
uhm oh ok... but ehm you get reborn a pie? i wish they would rais taxes in america so they can pay me back those 14 trillon they borrowed from me.
