Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but ultra-conservatives across the globe have it banned.

I wish that the Paris commune was a floating pillar of cheese.

granted but Ratzilla comes to eat it.

I wish for an epic win picture

Granted but JosefVStalin claims it as his own.

I wish I took over as the new Glorious Leader of All Things Mortal and Divine.

Granted but I overthrow you and eat you.

I wish to get 1000 Wives once im Glorious Leader

granted but they are all ugly and have AIDS
I wish for a nuclear apocalyps (not really)

Granted, but since you don't really wish for it, it happens.

I wish for Cheese to become the national anthem of all nations.

Granted, but its stinky so we burn u

I wish for no more stinky cheese

Granted, but instead it becomes acidic.

I wish for a flood of potatoes.

granted but then a great potato famine happens which destroys your beloved potatoes, driving you to suicide

I wish for the next person to poast not to post!

granted but i am the person after the person who didn't post
i wish the first drop xlt red jacket wasn't out of stock so i could buy it.

Granted but somebody punches you in the face and steals it whilst you're distracted.

I wish for epic facial hair.

granted but it eats you alive
i wish that movies didn't suck anymore

Granted, but they are all surprisingly well made documentaries on the life of Justin Bieber.

I wish for more wishes.

NOOOOOOOOO

granted but all youre wishes have to go twoards the betterment of other people

I wish...
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

... That i would randomly burst into song whilst talking /writing

Granted but then you are ridiculed by the forums.

I wish I was impervious to forum ridicule.

granted but you are banned because of that

I wish for people to randomly blurt out their favorite food

Granted but they blurt out IRL so you don't know what it is.

I wish food was not a liquid.

granted but it's a gas

I wish i was the steezy piglet

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Granted but then you slip and fall and everyone hates you.

I wish for pizza.

granted but it's a pizza with no cheese
i wish for a giant octapus pet