Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but it gets eaten by someone else's giant whale pet.

I wish for a pizza with cheese.

granted but you're now allergic to Cheese

I wish for no more pizza

Granted but but you slip on an empty pizza box and lose all your money
I wish for gold on world of tanks

Granted but a virus comes with it and destroys your computer.

I wish for sandwiches to be called witches of sand.

granted but thy can not be with cheese
i wish i was a stick

Granted but you are used for a bonfire.

I wish for an army of robot-squirrels.

granted but theye are no match for my aarmy of robot polar bears
I wish facebook didn't exist

Granted but instead of facebook there is an apple version, called iInternetSocialWebsite.

I wish that apple wasn't completely unimaginative with their names.

You've altered time now apple is named skynet and rouge ipads and iphones rule the world

I wish for no starving people on the world.

granted but they still got Aids (whoa that was dark)
i wish that people had 2 heads

Granted but they're your kids

I wish for no more paper

Granted but you have to write on pots

I wish for a case of Ice tea

granted but a vortex of madness pops up and take it away from me blowing up the universe

i wish for a copy of MW3

granted but it sucks just as hard as every other call of duty, and then you get sued by those duchbags who make it cause they only care about profit.

I wish MW3 never gets a copy sold.

Greanted but activision goes bankrupt and they sue you for making them bankrupt and take all of your money and stuff.

I wish for an ice cream

granted but it melts before you can eat it
i wish that it was still snowing

Granted but then it snows so much you move to a different city in Norway.

I wish it actually snowed properly in Manchester at winter.

(lol thats actualy happend before)
granted but you still havent got a skicenter
i wish the first drop jacket i was gona buy for next winter didn't get sold out while i was filling in my adress to order it -_-.

Granted, but its the wrong color.
I wish random people from Florida would stop calling my house.

Wish granted, but no one ever calls you again!
I wish I lived in the underwater city of Rapture. (bioshock refrence)