Granted but you smile so much your jaw locks in place and you can never eat again I wish that I had a friend who happened to be a girl.
Granted but one day you step in it and fall out a window I wish for an ice age in my neighbour's house
granted but the cold enters youre house to and it gets somewhat chilly. i wish i had a parachute on me right now.
Granted, but you don't know hot to perate it and you fly into a wall instantly decapitating yourself on the sword haging from it! I wish for this
Granted but it's actually your biology grade and you are kicked out of highscool and forced to be homeless I wish I was 6'1
Granted but you bang your head on a door frame, have a hemmorage and die! I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish by involoving their wish!
Granted, but that creates a paradox and the universe resets itself to before the wish. I wish for the next person to wish for something
Granted but the English language is changed so that somethin means nOthing (I voted for something meaning nothing)
Granted but it gains a mind of it's own and kills everyone in the world. I wish for a supercomputer than doesn't turn evil.
Granted but it makes your feet smell which in turn burns a hole in your shoes I wish for a grain of sand