Corrupt-a-wish! game

Okay, all your friends go, but you weren't able to get their due to the only road to the concert from your house was blocked.

I wish I survived a fatal injury

granted because i tried to kill you for preventing me to see skrillex but you died later on by BASS DROP

i wish for something+skrillex=profit

granted but your outta wishes so I cant grant it anyways. :lol:

I wish for an unlimited supply of wishes

granted but its a supply of wishes you can only give to strangers.

I wish to know everything i need to for the upcoming exams

Granted but you forget how to read write and talk
I wish there was a good fps that wasn't linear as hell

granted but its so expensive youl never be able to afford it, never
I wish i had a key that unlocks every door.

Granted but doors are replaced with walls and everyone but you gets the power to transport through walls
I wish every hot girl in the world wore transparent clothing and stayed within 1000 feet of me(I'd still sufucare prob cause that's alot of women)

Granted but then you go blind.

I wish the colour blue was associated with milk.

granted but it's allso asociertsdbvjcagv with AIDS
i wish for the 107cm long T shirt i ordered to arive today still 107cm tall

granted but it's 107mm
I wish everyone used the metric system and I forgot the American system and learned the metric

granted but than you cant read the time because time really falls into the imperial syste, metric time system has 20 hours in a day but it was too expensive to change every clock.

I wish for a nice crunchy jucy and tasty apple.

Granted, but it's the apple from Snow White and you go into a long sleep
I wish for Snow White

Granted but the dwarfs steal her.

I wish for a large fire-shooting tank.

granted but it malfunctions and blows upin your face

I wish for a jeep from ww2

granted but it runs you over

I wish Duke Nukem Forever is better than it actually is.

Granted but it is nothing like the original Duke Nukem.

I wish critics were not critical.

granted but they become evil mass murderes instead
I wish i didn't have to wait for 5 more hours before i ordered my FD jacket (going to order the one the people on the fourm voted most for)

Granted but when it arrives 5 hours early it is actually yellow.

I wish for moar cheese.

Granted but the cheese has acid inside and when you eat it your face melts down.

I wish for a rock

Granted but it arrives from the sky, falls on your head and kills you.

I wish for an army of MONSTARS!!!