Corrupt-a-wish! game

(a million match is not a correct sentence i said i wish for a million water proof
matche(s) but whatever)

granted but the world ends

I wish for spanish to be the language of the world

granted but norwegian becomes th language of the univers
i wished it snowed all day every day

granted but we all freeze to death

I wish all People knew where el salvador is

granted but you get buried under all the snow

I wish i could pause time

granted but then you pause the oxygen molecules from moving creating an icy chill

I wish all People knew where el salvador is

granted but yo can't unpause it.
i wish i was as good at railing as tom wallisch (watch hole video)
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but you never get recognized and live your life with un Tapped talent

I wish Mexico ended its drug war and became the best country in the world

granted but the states brake out in a drug war of massive proportions and you get caught up in it

I wish i get sick between 3rd july and 13 july but completely recover on the 13th july

Granted but you have a Fever blister on your lip that looks like herpes

I wish lukakiwi would be my friend because we talk so god damned much

granted but you lose all youre other freinds
I wish i had freinds

Granted But they all mooch off of you

I wish for world peace

granted but it is not cherished as people forget what war is like

I wish i dont die in the next post

(us theree have filled so much on this thread, also to Rommel, we are friends in a way, cant be more considering we are on diferent sides of the ocean)

Granted but You drink to much in celebration and throw up every where (so then are you across the pacific or atlantic)

I wish to ride a killer whale to australia....that breathes fire

granted but along the way it breathes so much fire its cause the polar caps to melt GLOBAL WARMING

I WISH i could get to know a game named pineapple joe who sucks at skiing and don't like stalin.

Granted but PineappleJoe steals it from you in rage.

I wish I had more power than the mods.

granted but you are melted as cheese and lose your power

I wish for an end to economic problems to all the world

Granted but you die before you could see it

I wish i could fly around the world on a dragon named drifty

Granted but it drifts around too much and you are lost in a vast sea of time and space

I wish for Flail Guns!

Granted but they Jam alot

I wish for a Millionz Dollars

granted but the currency changes and they are worhtles

I wish for more time
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