Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but you get old

I wish for a Rome 2 total war

granted but there is no fire in it at all, not even flaming arrows

I wish to be able to speak another language fluently.

(No Fire Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! )

Granted but you forget your original Language

I wish there was a Place where people can set things on fire with no concequence

granted but you go there, have the time of your life, then someone sets you on fire and does not get into any trouble.

I wish i knew all i needed to for my exams next week becasue im fucked

I'm on Fire? :shock:

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Granted but The government wants your infinite knowledge and takes you're brain

I wish I could fly

Granted but you get caught in a tornado.

I wish I had a smoke bomb.

granted but it blows up in your face

I wish for a Red Rider BB gun :mrgreen:

Granted but the world supply of bb's runs out.

I wish had a space ship.

(Aww no one got the joke )

Granted but it gets confiscated by the government

i wish for the box set of the indian jones series

Granted, but it includes the last one and you cry at it's awe(fulness)

I wish for a rolex

Granted but you get mugged for it

I wish for a nice house in Malibu

granted but you get besieged by land sharks for having a nice house

I wish for orcs to exist

granted, but they inevitably are killed off within a decade.

I wish I had some white KD right now.

Granted but somebody steals it from you.

I wish I had a car the size of France.

granted but it crushes you,

i wish i had a street magic bike

Granted but you don't know how to ride it

i wish I owned a chain of restruants

granted but you set them all on fire.
i wish i didn't own a chain of resturants

Granted but you buy them back because you could not live the poor lifestyle

I wish for a hyperbeam shooting flying narwhal that was my friend

Granted but Moms Robot Corp sends it crazy and it fires Narwals at you

I wish for the blue stain on my beautiful beautiful Nikes to dissapear PWEASE

granted but it gets replaced by a black stain

I wish for all the political leaders in the world to have a picnic