Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but many of them kill each other

I wish for a jam sandwich

Granted but theres no bread

you forgot the wish

Damn i wish for a nice car that has fire symbols on it. There i wished for something now grant it

granted but teh fire symbols are so realistic that a fireman shoots a highpressure hose at it and ruins the inside and dents the outside

I wish for a Mercedes SLS AMG

granted but the government takes it away for tax reasons

I wish for a oven to make Pakes

granted but it breaks down because i dont know what pakes are

i wish i knew what pakes are

Granted (there a mixture between a cake and a pie) but you forget what a cake is

I wish to own a bake shop because i like making pakes

granted but WTF?

I wish for more new porn old ones are getting well old

Granted, but it's GRANNY PORN!

I wish for a glass of chilled cider

granted but you spill it on you're shoes

I wish i wasn't the only one who knows about Pakes

granted but... only one more person in the world knows and he dies after 2 seconds of knowing

i wish i could dance like this
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Granted but you die of heart failure

I wish i was king of the world

(you sick %&$@ HOW COULD YOU)

granted but ahh fuck am not gann grant it moving on.

i wish for a army of che to take over the world

(aren't you supposed to comment to the one above you)

Granted but they all leave because you're not as awesome as they hoped

I wish to be king of the world

granted but your the king of rome which i burn down in one day

i wish i had map pack 4 BO

Granted but they immediatly make a new one and you can not afford

I wish for a million space Buckz

granted but their worth absolutely nothing in the world I create where you obtain them.


I wish Stalin's reforms will go through

Granted but it turns to anarchy!!!

I wish to be a tribune

granted but you get sent back to roman times to be one

I wish to sleep nicely tonight