Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but it's filled with rocks.

I wish for my school to not start at 5:30 a's to the m's.

granted but school is now 24/7

I wish for missiles.

Granted but the missiles were filled with insanity gas and you accidentally ding one, making you go on a rampage on innocent children.

I wish for a mouse pad.

Granted but it consumes you after you discover its evil

I wish for no evil.

Granted but the world becomes so peaceful that it explodes

I wish I coul'd die

granted but you still die.

I wish I will never die and this be uncorruptable no matter how much you manipulate it.

Granted, we then call you a douche for ending the Corrupt-a-wish game! congratulations.

i wish that the Chinese would give me the amount of money the u.s borrowed.

Granted, but due to a mass inflation your money is worthless and you starve to death.

I wish for a skittle.

Granted but you choke on it and die

I wish for Soviet and Chelsea war.

Granted but 94% of the forum gets banned in this war, including you.

I wish I had the ability to cry skittles.

granted but you drown yourself in skittles

i wish i had a private generator

granted but it breaks

No wheres your wish?!!

WHERES YOURS!?!?!?!?! hipocrit.

I wish for atheism to be the leading religion in the world.

granted but it becomes its own religion

i wish for the universe to be stored in a box

Granted but you are all alone in that universe.

I wish for a water bottle.

Granted but that water bottle ends up being chocked on by a lion, who's comrades hunt you down.

I wish for this thread to stop popping in and out.

Granted but it will explode with activity

I wish for a new hand

Granted but it's on backwards.

I wish I had a big bag o' weed.

Granted but it's weed killer

I wish for more pancakes