Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but you're unable to find a job.

I wish for pizza.

Granted, but you order anchovies and its the year 3000.

I wish I was more colourful.

granted but the wish becomes literal and you are a green and gray and blue and violet na dyellow and etc combined

i wish for a ford mustang

granted, but you have shitty gas efficiency

I wish they would take me away HAHA!!!

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Granted, but your medicine is watching Justin Bieber for 12 hours straight (i love that song LOL!!)

I wish that the corrupt-a-wish game would never end!!

granted, but 6 people die of starvation

I wish I would not die of starvation

Granted but you burn your hand on your eternal frying egg pan

I wish upon a star

Granted but Disney sue you on copyright grounds.

I wish potatoes were made of magnesium.

Granted but you eat to much of it and die.

I wish i could change world war 2

Granted, but it was already done by me
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I wish that pac man would just fly by in the air randomely one day

granted but he lands on you and flattens you like the turtles in the game

i wish for a galleon made of oak, mahogany and redwood

Granted but it sinks soon after it's construction.

I wish that the North of England was independent from the south.

Granted, but it is enslaved by Scotland, while South England remains free.

I wish I was black, cause then I would already know how to play bass really awesome-like.

Granted, but you get lynched by the KKK...

I wish I could walk on water!

Granted, but you slip on the water fall in and drown.

I wish I had an army of garden gnomes that followed my every order.

Granted, but someone acivates a Scorpian's machine-gun and destroys them all (an imaginary cookie to who can get the reference).

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish that the economy recovered.

Granted, but you can now afford food so you die of obesity

I wish I would not die of obesity

Granted, you end up dying because no matter how fat you got, you wouldnt die, so all the fat people get together and kill you.

I wish Canada would admit that they suck.

Granted but the US must admit they suck even worse.

I wish Americans would stop saying Canada sucks.