Corrupt-a-wish! game

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Avnoy, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but your licking it dries you out
    I wish for a toothsome.
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    granted but my hacked steam account gains a body and creates the nuclear apocalypse. congratulations you're dead.

    i wish everyone would stop buying cod and battle field and play section 8: prejudice
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    Granted but someone steals yours
    I wish to be Like A Boss
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    granted but since my hacked steam account killed you all it doesn't matter.

    i wish i was TB
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    Granted, but I have no f*cking idea what it is.

    I wish I wouldn't be one of those three people in the Netherlands which yearly die of licking a battery (true fact!).
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    Granted but you lick shit instead
    I wish Che and Napoleon were elected tribunes.
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    Granted, but now you don't get the proposed Tribune Election Reforms, and everyone is mad at you for not voting a Dutchman in the elections, a**hole!
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    Non-game related comment: Who needs reforms.
    Granted but you wished for nothing
    I wish to learn wing-chun from Yip-man.
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    Granted, but why would I be supposed what those... things... are?

    I wish Viking Socrates and Socrates Viking suck my... thumb.
  10. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but they think it's a nickname for your ear
    I wish FeyBart and BartFey organized an orgy.
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    Granted, but you get to see the pictures.

    In fact, I wish Unholy and holyUn have to join us in that very same disgusting orgy!
  12. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but they are muscalar men who oil themselves heavily.
    I wish the entire world was apathetic.
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    Granted, but they don't hear you over the loud music, and they become pathetic.

    I wish I could be a huge pain in your ass.
  14. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but raping UnholyKnight is kinda illegal.
    I wish Heavy Rain really was called Depressed Dad.
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    Granted, but it turns out you're Luke's father. NOOOOOO!

    I wish I could marry you!
  16. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Granted but you end up lost at sea and never see me

    I wish I could marry my true love HANAKO.
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    Granted, but her extreme S&M fetishes leave you with post-traumatic stress disorder, driving you to suicide by combine harvester.

    I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can't.
  18. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but you didn't leave anything to spoil.

    I wish I could do more wishes.
  19. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Granted but all your wishes seem to backfire

    I wish I could be a more intelligent member of the forums and not annoying prick who contributes nothing
  20. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but you will be the only one on the forums
    I wish for ice cream.

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