Granted, but they're three sizes too big, have no laces and are by a company called 'Noke'. You also have them stolen by a bunch of 'gangsta' kids.
Ooops, I genuinely forgot somehow. How very stupid. Granted, but it turns out alright in the end. I wish I remembered to put a wish the first time round.
Granted, but that's bound to go wrong, and now you're on some funniest home video's-program. I wish I wouldn't have done that...
Granted, but you instead help produce a sequel to a viral video depicting two girls licking shit and trading vomit. I wish I had more batteries.
Granted, but you have to watch the sequel to 'Two girls, one cup'. EDIT: Granted, but you ninja'd the crazy Dutchman. I wish, I wish, I wish.