Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but then everyone thinks you suck

I wish for a my little pony

Granted, but it was spawned from the horse of one of the four horsemen of the apocolyps and sent you into an eternal abys of despair.

I wish for an explodinator

(which one? the coffee maker meaning is what im gonna choose)
Granted, but you die when the coffee became lava

i wish for a better pc

Granted but somebody already wished for that and they kill you in vengeance.

I wish for a big hole to appear somewhere random.

Granted but it's right where your standing.

I wish Saturday was longer.

Granted, but Sunday disappears.

I wish my backpack was lighter.

Granted but there's a lot of heavy things inside it.

I wish I had UNLIMITED POWAH!

Granted, but Palpatine steals it...
(now he has MOAR UNLIMITED POWAAAAH!!!!111!!one!!)

I wish that I would be a Sith...

Granted, but star wars sucks so no one gives a shit except fat swety nerds who jack off to anything with the star wars logo on it rather then the three only good films from the 80's. Congradulation, you have now become a lord of nerds, a discussion on forums, a reason why people are obesed and obsessive with a fictonal universe. At least you gave them hope until you crush their dreams with your lightning. Though they were the only ones who ever loved you.

You are now alone.

I wish I would never be alone.

Wow....
I still have mah' lightin'!

Anyway, your wish is granted. You now have over ten thousand parasites in your body. Yes, even the one sthat crawl up in your...genitals.

I wish those the parasites that crawl into your... genitals... wouldn't exist :/

granted but someone puts the last bugs on you so it could disappear.

i wish for a tank that has everything flamethrowers, mg's , etc.

Granted, but the barel gets jamed with all the excessories, and ignites the fuel tank for the flame thrower causing your demise.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but when you use it and arrive in another time zone it explodes, leaving you either dead or stranded.

I wish for a roflcopter to use as transport.

granted, but it falls into a lolcano

i wish i was an elephant

Granted, but you get hunted down for tusks.

I wish for an Aston Martin one-77!

granted but its a transformer and it transforms crushing you to fluids

i wish for a better bed

granted, but it's so nice, you end up falling asleep forever.

I wish China would stop making everything,

Granted but then you end up making everything

I wish people in Hearts of iron 2 would stop getting angry at my colonial policies.

Granted, but the people in your National Provinces get pissed off and you loose IC.

I wish I had hearts of Iron II on my computer...wait...I can just do that right now...BRB, making wish come true..

Granted but this is a double grant and it opens a black hole.

I wish I hadn't granted his wish.