Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but you soon realize the paper you folded the airplane with was possessed with a demonic paper spirit, you soon become the spirit's paper plane driver.

I wish for a bottle of ketchup.

Granted, but now everyone smells bad.

I wish for Rome: Total War on Steam.

Granted, but you find yourself trying to fight off hordes of germanic barbarians and rage quit.

I wish for a box of Cuban cigars.

(Ah well, atleast I have the friggin' game)

Granted, but the Cuban cigars have been later accused of being Silo's for ICBM's due to their cylindrical figure, and thus, you are thrown in jail for planning to destroy 'mericah with Cigar sized 'nukes'

I wish for a window.

Granted, but you forget again.
I wish people would stop yelling.

Granted, but the world ends before you can use your powers.

I wish I had a amazing horse.

Granted, but the farmer killed you because you were annoying and fat enough to process.

I wish for some of that Dutch bacon.

Granted, but it stinks, and is rotten.

I wish for a bullet, a single bullet, with a casing, primer, powder, and everything.

Granted but it does not work for any gun.

I wish I could plunge into the fallout universe as a member of Goodsprings.

Granted, but the computer is a possessed with a demonic spirit and requires a sacrifice every time you use it.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

Granted, but when I do, it isn't Rick Astley.

I wished a wish that cannot be wished, therefore the wish that was wished is washed.
I wish you would say that ten times fast without stuttering.